The Bert Show

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Moe, Abby & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com Having technical issues? Please email podcast@thebertshow.com!


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  • Rachel Urness
    Lovable Cast
    I love listening to you guys! Everyone is so easy to root for. Bert is great at keeping things light and peppy. Moe is wise beyond his years and has a great heart. Kristin is always advocating for someone and is quick to kindness. Abby is hilarious, and she always keeps it real. Cassie is very knowledgeable, and she’s not afraid to get vulnerable. Listening to them has made me feel like one of the family! I’m praying for their individual and group success. Thanks Bert Show!
  • HoopDeDaaa
    Not who they use to be
    Scripted. No real complaints about Bert. But then you have Kristin who talks over EVERYONE and always feels the need to finish everyone else’s sentences. And then Abby who is definitely going to be single the rest of her life is all she does is complain about it and drag local men on air. Poor Moe. I hope he doesn’t sign his next contract
  • Amanda Hill13
    Will no longer be a listener
    I’ve been an avid listener for years. However, I can’t listen anymore. Abby’s bit with the sonogram was the final straw. I agree with their statement of “you can’t let everyone else’s trauma effect how you live”. But when you are on a nationally syndicated radio show, you have to understand that some MAJOR topics just have to be off the table. Especially when one of you (looking at you KK) have been a self proclaimed spokesperson of the TTC. I even get making the mistake considering Abby is young and naive. But refusing to apologize or take any accountability is what has done me in. I can’t listen to this show anymore knowing they want to cover so many “woke” topics then want to mock “wokeness” as if they don’t try and cater to the woke topics every day. This has shown me they are just trying to stir up issues. Go viral. Get some listeners for the sake of drama. Well good luck.
  • I.da.ho listener
    Best show ever (1/8/25)
    I’ve been listening to this podcast since I saw a bit on tik tok about girl math vs boy math almost 2 years ago. Today’s show was just amazing. I was laughing, yelling, shocked, and crying throughout the show. I’m so grateful I have these guys in my daily life. Keep up the great work p.s. ABBY!!! 🤣
  • korintiger
    Bert and Abby are my favorite!
    If Bert ever decides to retire, Abby needs to take over. She’s got the “it” factor. Really enjoy Bert and Abby’s authentic voices and stories! I’ve been a listener for years and it’s always been my go-to podcast.
  • ffighter 01
    what is happening
    are they all just “phoning it in” now? it seems very fake and forced.
  • Jdsjjsooo356
    Bert
    The “real life” experiences sound so fake now. Bert has been talking about his ADHD problem for years, but never follows through. I think he should be very proud of himself for creating this radio station with atten-deficit/hyperactivity disorder!!
  • Coki0808
    Listen every day!
    My Favs. Love you guys! Keep up the good work!
  • PO2 Marshall
    No Notes for the Show, But…
    The show is fantastic. Now is hilarious. So is Bert. Abby is the X-factor. My ONLY issue is the ridiculous amount of ads. I miss the days I could listen to the whole show ad-free. It was tolerable before the recent increase.
  • courtney.mcd
    Love This Show!
    Love the show!! I’ve been listening for almost 5 years! I still tune in every day!
  • Roxxxy A
    The Best!
    Just here to show some love! Been listening for 15 plus years. Love the Bert Show! Love this cast!
  • Chippy0102
    Kristin is ruining the show.
    Kristin thinks she’s cute and funny, but she’s disgusting and obnoxious. For the love, someone talk to her about manners and how to act like an adult. Key word, act, because we all know she’s not capable of being one. Moe’s “my dude”, “my lady”, and “my guy” stories are painful to listen to. They’re clearly fake. Bert, be a man and hold your employees accountable. Otherwise, your company & name will continue to go down the drain.
  • Illegal pharmaceuticals
    👎
    Kristen is ruining the show
  • Shawn Kemp Jr
    KK is ruining the show
    Bert, I know you are trying to transition the show and give KK a bigger role. I’ve listened for years and that shift is abundantly clear. She is making the show worse. Her judgement is awful. Her delivery is too much and she never lets anybody finish a sentence. Stop letting her run this legacy show into the ground because you can’t stand up to her. It’s getting sad.
  • nessafaith93
    Too much personal stories, not enough of listener intake
    💤 💤 After years of listening religiously, I no longer look forward to it. The skits, games, and dumb shi is a complete 💤 fest.
  • Blue6789000
    Great show
    I started listening to the show when Jen, Melissa, and Jeff were on the show. It’s been a long relationship. I love the show. I listen to the podcast because the commercials are way too long. But the show is great. I enjoy every single cast member. The dynamics are there. Thank you for making this teacher laugh every day.
  • onbouy
    4 segments is ridiculous!
    Whose bright idea was it to go to a 4 segment show? Pls bring it back to 2 segments. The ads are killing the flow and it’s very hard to listen to now. I’m a die hard P1 but very close to peacing out. The new format isn’t worth it anymore.
  • Maio1234
    Dislike 4 part segments
    Please get rid of 4 part segments. There are way too many commercials and it doesn’t flow well. I find myself not even listening to the full show anymore. I drive a truck for work and it is a hassle having to select a new episode after each one ends.
  • Brookencl28
    P1-Love The Bert Show
    I have been listening to TBS since 2003 and I absolutely love the show. You guys are my happy place and I look forward to hearing your voices every morning during my commute. Thank you for making my mornings for the past 21 years! 🫶
  • DW30068
    One Sided
    I thought politics were off limits, yet every single time a commercial comes on, it’s a campaign for Harris? Very one sided cast and it shows.
  • HuskyLover85
    Four part segments
    Please go back to the individual segments! It’s more appealing to podcast users. Thank you!
  • DontCropLetThemFlop
    STOP MESSING WITH THE LAYOUT
    I’ve listened to the every single episode of this show for at least 5 years. Separating the full show into two segments was great, four parts were awful, NOW there’s no full show segment option?? 😵‍💫 GO BACK TO TWO PARTS AND LEAVE IT
  • cant_stand_theives
    P1- I love you, all!
    I just read some of the reviews and honestly- reading the negative ones made me angry! I’ve been listening to you guys since 2014ish and I don’t miss a day. I’ve been here listening through many changes and I still love it!! I’ve embraced every member and absolutely adore the youth group, too. Life changes, people change, perspectives change- listening daily helps me to embrace that fact in my own life. The thought of one you guys seeing these negative reviews makes me sad. I love you all for what you bring each day. I respect the changes that are made (for example- Davi.) yes, i loved her too, but i accepted that it was time for her to move on- also, understood why because I felt her bad energy when she wasn’t in a good place with other cast members and that is what Bert meant by “chemistry.” Please take these opinions of others with a grain of salt and continue to be Your authentic selves! ❤️
  • SCLwrites
    Still a fan!
    I’ve been listening to the show for the past ten yrs. Some cast members have changed, the podcast format has changed & I'm still here for it. Love you guys!
  • KenyaClan
    The best radio show & podcast.
    P1 here for many moons. I've been listening from all over the world. I commute from Dallas to Kenya & you guys keep me up to date on all the latest trends and current events. I love that you share real and funny. Kristin-my son says we are twins, I've been making him listen since he was in ES. He can't believe there's another me out there. He's in college in DC now. However, I can relate so much to Bert's passion and ADD mind that cannot focus, I soooo get it. I'm so thankful for the insight and education Moe has brought through his words and hard conversations. I know it's frustrating at times but we are ever so thankful for your insight and that so many are hearing your point of view through this platform. Cassie, thank you for your strength and ferocity; you inspire us with your awe striking beauty. Keity keep bringing you! Your life is such an adventure full of excitement and joy and reality. We love you for all of it. Abby, God has you. Even when you don't think he's there. He has your man too. Rebecca, we are so thankful that mask is shredded, thank you for taking us on your journey. Jackson....I'm not sure how I feel about your lies yet. Messy Mikey, it's just hair. But maybe a strong life lesson too. And maybe you deserve a raise. 🤣 Tommy, we all know they couldn't do it without you. And that Buckees really is the best. And K-Lee, there are hardly words except your wife is a saint and that you say all the things we wish we could. You all are the best. And if you don't know any of these wonderful people I speak of go back many episodes and start listening and feel so lucky that you have unlimited content to fill your days to come.
  • New SoundHound User
    Great content. Too many parts!!!
    Love the content, hate the breakup of parts per daily show. Done subscribing/listening.
  • P1ofP1s
    Real. Tired.
    This show has had the same format for over 20 years. I am so sick of War of the Roses and random listeners/actors calling in with fake stories no one would ever call a radio show for. Also this red-pilled “high value” talk is such gag-inducing. It’s so culturally out of touch. Overhaul the show completely or hang it up. You’re starting to embarrass yourselves.
  • amy4904
    New podcast format
    Y'all….the new podcast format in 4 parts with 1000 ads is awful. I’m so close to finding something else to listen to just because of the new format.
  • Bell Vice
    I just can’t anymore
    Update: I still can’t. But I like Abby. I have listened to the bert show ever since I moved to Atlanta in 2017, during the pandemic I started listening every day on the podcast and I felt like you guys were my friends. Davi was my favorite, she was quick, witty and the one I connected with the most. Kyro is also notably absent from the show without any explanation and he always kept me laughing with his personal stories and he is also missed. I kept listening but I can’t listen to the whole show anymore. If I wanted to listen to in the moement, I would, but it all seems like that aspect of the show has taken over. I pick a couple segments like texting tutor and followups but the whole show has become insufferable and I am so sad that that era of such a great show, listening to my friends everyday has ended.
  • A-T-Ellie
    Used to be loyal, no longer P1
    To preface: I was a P1 from the minute they coined the term years ago. I’ve listened since high school, through college, and now through several career changes, until recently. I have withdrawals from not hearing the show but it’s better for my mental health NOT to listen. Now, I would be embarrassed to consider myself a P1. Kristen takes over the entire show, talks like a child, consistently interrupts, and wants nothing but to be the one in charge. Her big sunglasses and old school fashion choices that she thinks give her positive attention are horrendous. She needs to just lay low and blend in. Bert is a self-centered conceited righteous A-hole. How he treats his staff behind closed doors is despicable and has started bringing it into the show with how he talks down to others. General show: the rudeness by the two mentioned above has turned away so many listeners. The fake stories have gotten worse, and the 4-part podcast has made it clear that money trumps quality. I’m on the hunt for a new morning show and wish the authenticity of Davi and Brian would return.
  • Mrs. Cogswell
    “High Value” Cringe
    Bert, calling people “high value” equates them to live stock. By adding this person to Pionaire, you’re diving head-first into the Kevin Samuels debacle that started the downturn of this show. Calling anyone “high value”, especially in terms of dating and relationships, makes humans sound like breeding stock. Disgusting.
  • KarlisaJade
    Tired of it
    I’m so tired of Kristen. It’s turned into The Kristen Show and not The Bert Show. One minute she’s the perfect rich woke mom and wife, then she’s ghetto girl, and then she’s absolutely trashy talking about her c ooter. I can no longer listen to the show at work or when family or friend are around because it is too crude and embarrassing. Commercials for a wet v, hard c, x toys. I don’t like how they treat K Lee, Romeo, Mikey and sometimes Abby. It’s like they look down on them and think they are low class. It’s not ok. Things they say about men would be absolutely wrong if the same was said about women. Today was the last straw. Another listener lost after MANY MANY years of listening.
  • Lori in Lemont IL
    The Bert show
    Love the podcast! Hate the new format!
  • Lizabetsings
    Honest review updated 10/3/24
    10/3/24 update: I’ve listened since I was 8 years old and I’ve stuck by through the ups and downs and guys, we are in a down. Please listen to your fans, you say you want honest feedback and we are giving it to you- the increase in ads and now the 4 part segments are making the show intolerable. I want to keep listening but you’re actively making it harder. 9/1/22 Update: I still love you guys and I believe there are two sides to every story but I do think it’s to your disservice to not be more open regarding the Davi situation. It’s a little backwards to stay silent on this while normally being so open about your lives and cast dynamics. I’m still a loyal fan and I listen everyday, I believe you are all good people and I will continue to share this podcast with others. Original: I’ve been listening to the Bert Show since I was a little girl and I LOVE that you are now sharing the full show as a podcast so I can stay caught up!! Love you guys so much!
  • LA3miller
    Not a fan of new 4 pt segments
    Love you guys but I do not like the 4 short segments and commercial overload. Go back to 2 parts, or 1 part! 4 segments is just too much and annoying. Previous review: Keep Cassie as co-host. Love Cassie’s contributions on the mic
  • sillek17
    LOVE
    Love y’all 💚
  • Aceattack21
    Don’t mess with it
    Guys, the recent changes to the podcast format makes the show unlistenable. The number of ads and the repetition of those ads is insane. Breaking the show into 4 parts is intolerable. Are these changes made to drive revenue or force us to move to the bonus content?
  • Music Snob Of The South
    This new format is painful
    Please go back to uploading the show in 2 parts. This 4 parts is painful, not flowing, the editing is just plain wrong, and I find myself looking for other things to listen to because frankly it’s aggravating.
  • Mhgfer
    Love/Hate
    I’ve been listening to this podcast for years but uploading in four segments makes it difficult to listen to- the repetitive ads and poor flow. The content is fun and entertaining but you may be losing me….
  • Honestrev-
    Intolerable
    Officially such an inconvenience to listen. With it being in 4 sections, the excessive adds and random cut offs in segments. Not worth it.
  • Tanor2
    Weather
    Love the show but it would have been nice to have a show with all of the weather related stuff removed. Most of us listening to your podcast done live in Atlanta.
  • New format is rough
    Hate the new format 🤦🏼‍♀️
    I’m a long time listener and a P1! Love you guys and listen everyday but the new format of the show being split into 4 parts is awful. I have each segment and each part of every show. It’s way too much going on and they bleed into the wrong part it doesn’t flow in order. Please go back to Part 1 and Part 2!
  • Kenny K 89
    It was a good run, but I’m off to find a show that uploads the full show in one episode.
    Breaking the show into multiple uploads creates unnecessary hassle. Listening to the radio should be simple, not a chore. I'm done ✌️ With so many radio shows out there, it’s easier for me to switch to one that respects my time by uploading everything in a single episode. Making listeners jump through hoops isn’t the way to keep them.
  • It’s Sapphire
    Excessive Ads and Too Many Segments
    The show being uploaded in 4 separate segments and the ridiculous number of ads have finally forced me to unsubscribe.
  • Coqui85
    STOP the 4 segments!
    It’s becoming unlistenable with all of the segments. Was the whole purpose to quadruple the amount of ads? It’s ridiculously inconvenient when your occupied while listening and have to constantly stop. Way to make things worse. SMH!
  • Squeeks1999
    Love the content, hate the setup
    While I love the actual show, I HATE all of these uploaded segments. Not only do you post each segment of the show, you’ve separated the full show from 2 segments to 4 segments. In order for me to listen, I have to remove ALL of the shorter segments first so there’s only the full show and now the full show is broken down even more! Ugh!! AND it’s uploaded in an order that won’t let me just listen straight through. If I’m listening to the first part, it will play the last part of the next day afterward. I can’t just listen through the whole show. I dealt with it when the full show was two segments (I don’t understand why you don’t have it as one full episode, especially when you ALSO include each segment of the show), but now it’s way too annoying with it being 4 separate segments. Nobody needs all of this!!!
  • nursebeth04
    Love this show but..
    Can you all at least go back to uploading the show in two segments? 4 is SO aggravating especially if you are cooking or cleaning because they are not in order and won’t just go from one segment to the next. Otherwise, LOVE Y’all!
  • Awesome 🎉🎊🎈
    Hate 4 parts
    Hate the 4 part split. Too many ads and too much time spent selecting next one. If this is your way to get people to subscribe to bonus content this is not it
  • x.refined
    Full Show Too Segmented
    Why did you start breaking up into FOUR segments? I am a working mom and have listened for years, but I literally don’t have the time to locate and queue all these episodes. Time to find another podcast that’s easier to listen to.
  • Palmeriscute
    Hi
    Loyal long time listener. Love all the content! However, uploading the show hour by hour is not the move. 4 separate segments is too much. It was better divided into 2. Even better just upload the whole show into 1 full podcast like every other podcast out there.
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