They’re the funniest and the movies are the coolest. The hosts have incredible big brother/good buddy energy. It fuels a long hangout show that always feels fresh and fun. And their enthusiasm is infectious.

Wow, this Stanger guy is a legit genius.

you guys are hilarious

This podcast & ISIS are the only patrons I support.

Endlessly funny and enjoyable.

Subarascribe

Three failed actors in their 40s attempt to recap 1970s, 80s, and 90s action movies. They are very sensitive to criticism and have no subject matter expertise but some episodes have funny moments.

These boys on the show have great chemistry and they are very funny. They do poke fun at silly/bad parts of the movies they review but they also show a lot of respect for the parts that are great. It’s a fun time, definitely take a listen. Note for the Action Boyz, please, bring this show back, it rocks, you rock, ok bye!!

Sort of a love letter to classic action movies, and 80’s dads are a character in this podcast.

Typical sad, old content from three old, sad comedians (?) actors (?) I don’t know what they are but cheugy. Granted, this was a forced listen in rotation on my touring bus for work. Our boomer stage manager’s hot pick. I guess if you’re a boomer manager, listening to Ben Rodgers tell stories about exploiting the girls he dates for money and housing this will be your jam.

It’s hard to explain this show to people but it’s my favorite thing I pay monthly for. Peak podcasting made by pros with an unreal amount of great stories. They lovingly critique these movies and give really solid context. If you like the free episodes you won’t regret the payment. I definitely recommend going Shadow Wolf tier for the monthly episode, 2+ hours at a minimum full of great show/book/podcast recommendations. Enjoy!

If you like three really funny people recapping old movies without a script then I recommend this podcast to you.

Recommended by a friend. Tried to listen. Insufferable. Bunch of annoying college bros making recycled lazy jokes. Would not recommend.

Probably one of the best investments I’ve ever made is springing for their Patreon…and I bought apple stock in 98. Fantastic podcast

If you’re in your mid 30’s like me and grew up on action films like I have, this is a podcast for you. If you were a mall ninja but now work as a custodian at a community college that you dropped out at, then give this pod a listen to and sign up for their Patreon to unlock even more funnier episodes.

This was really tough. Lots of problems. Gonna be super harsh with this review. 5 stars.

These guys are mentally irregular...I mean it’s unbelievable. Classic men. 5 stars. Recommend to anyone/everyone

It was a debasing, foul, and low experience to hear you speak. I take back everything I wrote to you via text. I don’t know you and what I wrote does not apply. Do not resurface only life again. You’re not welcome. Five stars.

I’m also a middle aged guy w/ father issues who grew up on action movies. Super jealous of Jonny G. He has a hot wife, cool dog and a dead dad.

Bad humor, I know

Alright guys I gotta head out ~20 minutes later~ Get out of here Gorgon!

Five stars.

Really funny

Action Boyz is my go-to podcast when I am working out. The tone matches my ambivalence about masculinity perfectly: 100% enthusiasm for what white boys in middle school in the early 90s loved and deep discomfort with the power structures that centered those things as cool. The tension inspires me to bang out strict form muscle-ups well beyond what I could achieve unassisted. If you love comedy, fitness strategies, “jokes” about true psychos, professional wrestling, and The Work documentary, this is the pod for you. Thank you, Action Boyz. 5 stars out of 5.

Y’know— explosions are basically a character in this podcast. 5 stars.

You guys should kiss Stanger, because I’m the Stanger of my friend group. Also, have you heard of John Wick 2?

...but i could live without Rodgers.

What does stranger bot look like! I’ve been listening for years but it’s really bothering me not knowing what stanger bot looks like.

Love it, 5 Dars

Gwildor: Hey, fool! You ready for another beatin? You shouldve never came back! ActionBoyz: Don't look at him. Lets just be cool. Gwildor: [to ActionBoyz] Hey, boyz. Hey, boyz. After I crucify him, you next. ActionBoyz: Just stay outta my face, chump. Gwildor: [furiously] Don't turn yo back on me, sucka!! [he shoves the ActionBoyz, and a melee breaks out] Kuffs: We got a brawl before the bell! [the bell rings, and the fight breaks up] Gwildor: Im-a get you! I'm-a get you! Let him go! I want him! Dar: I thought you said -be cool-! ActionBoyz: That was cool!

Acapulco

I promise.

Do you know someone who went with their brother overseas and then had to take his place in a martial arts tournament due to being seriously injured? Recommend this podcast to them. Do you know someone named Curley that constantly has to remind people he came up with the one glove thing way before Michael Jackson ? Recommend this podcast to that particular Curley. Do you know someone that strongly believes all ferrets are thieves? Recommend this podcast to that particular beastmaster. Do you know anyone that is mentally irregular, or a big fan of bad humor, I know? Then definitely recommend this podcast to them.

Since I’m the Rodgers of my friend group, I think I can give a more meaningful review than all these other Stangers who just lie to you and call it comedy. If you’re a fan of Marvel movies and the new heights CGI has been able to elevate action movies to in the last 23 years, this is the podcast for you. Grounded and without distractions, this podcast gives a scene by scene breakdown of popular movies like Dragged Across Concrete from the perspective of a group of successful Hollywood actors who still are in touch with the common man. Just kidding, none of that’s true. But it was nuts in Dragged Across Concrete when they shot her hands off.

One man’s journey to become a Buffalo Bill

5 stars

if you are in to classic action movies you will like this podcast if you are in to 3 dudes yelling over each other about classic action movies for longer than the runtime of the movie you will LOVE this podcast

yeah i listen to every episode but i’ll never admit it to my friends and family.

Stop reading this review and subscribe to the action boyz immediately. This podcast has it all: stories about dads watching movies, seeing your dad as a character in a movie, being a dad and showing your son the movie against your S.O.’s wishes, talking about movies where characters say “I’m your dad”, dead dads, alive but emotionally unavailable dads, text message exchange with dads, buying movies on iTunes for said alive dads, Dar! which is really close to spelling dad, and recurring bits that ultimately circle back to a story about a dad. I’m your dad? Maybe the three and half hours of podcast every Monday was our dad all along.

Kuffs saying “love and kisses on all your pretty pink parts” is actually a North by Northwest reference. He dictates it to his secretary when sending flowers to some flame of his and she says it’s inappropriate, just like in kuffs.

Hi I can’t submit this podcast to my podcast phone. I’ve tweeted at the hosts to put the podcast in my phone but they don’t answer back. I also submitted a question to the Action Boyz subreddit tagging their accounts. But still no response, please I need this in my podcast phone so I can get rid of the COVID in the middle school I clean.

Once work is over and all of us janitors head over to the sauna, razor blades in hand for a nice warm sauna shave, the action boyz are the only tones that can tame these beasts. I CAN FEEEEL IT!!!

It’s Great

Like many of you, I’m 40 and don’t have many friends. Making new friends is hard and who has the time? So I subscribe to Action Boys to hear three real male friends talk about the things real male friends discuss: Action movies, sports, Vaseline-filled gloves, etc. it helps pass the time while we all trudge through middle age, irrelevance and the inevitable void. I’m less lonely now. Thanks Action Boyz!

I grant you a beat by beat run down of a 30 year old B movie sounds bad on paper, but these guys spin it I gold with hilarious tangents, stories from their lives, creative original impressions, and their insider knowledge of movie making gives you great insights into these classic movies. Five stars.

As a hobbyist sniper and professional waste management engineer, this is my favorite podcast to listen to while taking pot shots at unruly kids trying to messy up the school hallways after-hours. 5 (Five) ⭐️s (Stars)

There are boys and there are boyz. The two are not the same. This podcast tackles the tough issues and answers real questions like what is squirt and who’s your dad. Most eps are longer and better than the movies featured.

It’s where Gwildor, Master Yoda, Paul Kersey, Fat Batman, Gino Folino, Deke DaSilva, Doctor Richard Kimble, Danny Grogan, Tom Hardy (the Pittsburgh River cop, not the British actor), Alex and Chad Wagner, and so many more go to take a steam while Sir Paul has a shave.

I started listening to ABZ because I thought it was an “educational” podcast and would make me better at watching movies. I give a portion of my income to support the ABZ and increased my monthly payment at the promise of becoming a Shadow Wolf. The ABZ branded me (I have one of their sweatshirts), have me counting calories, doing readiness drills and quite frankly... I feel great. Enjoy the free feed cheapos, level up when you’re ready for the big leagues. Five Stars.

Before I listend to this show, I was a fat ugly virgin living in my mom's basement. I still am, but now I finally told her boyfriend Brett I'm never calling him dad.