Recent Episodes
-
Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller
May 7, 2025 – 59:38 -
Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers”
May 6, 2025 – 47:49 -
Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates
Apr 30, 2025 – 01:03:37 -
Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche analytics
Apr 28, 2025 – 01:02:57 -
Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise
Apr 23, 2025 – 46:54 -
Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker
Apr 21, 2025 – 56:57 -
The Premier League Unfinished Business XI
Apr 16, 2025 – 01:24:26 -
Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods
Apr 15, 2025 – 56:26 -
Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact definition of a "hoick”
Apr 9, 2025 – 43:22 -
The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about football
Apr 7, 2025 – 46:48 -
Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn
Apr 2, 2025 – 01:00:51 -
Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. the Jonas Brothers
Mar 31, 2025 – 43:32 -
”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water: The listeners' loves & hates
Mar 27, 2025 – 56:43 -
90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal striker
Mar 25, 2025 – 49:43 -
Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions
Mar 20, 2025 – 58:46 -
The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-sounding tweet of all time
Mar 18, 2025 – 46:07 -
Knowing your way around the Champions League, German woodwork & England's future one-cap wonders
Mar 13, 2025 – 01:07:22 -
The whole 11.2 yards, DNA-level Lampardian Transitions - and Keys & Gray become one
Mar 11, 2025 – 01:00:17 -
The Pure Discourse XI
Mar 6, 2025 – 01:24:21 -
How to time a red card, penalty run-ups & commentator Robyn Cowen voice-controls a stadium
Mar 4, 2025 – 46:24 -
The Football Cliches Quiz XVIII: It Was What It Was
Feb 27, 2025 – 01:53:44 -
Champions-elect, relegated Rishi Sunak & Premier League managers with Athletic subscriptions
Feb 25, 2025 – 48:00 -
How to celebrate an own goal & ball-boy etiquette: The listeners' loves & hates
Feb 20, 2025 – 56:34 -
Chuckling stadiums, Things-in-Chief and, finally, some actual whispering of it quietly
Feb 18, 2025 – 56:19 -
Crosses from the 1990s, baseball scores & the death of the managerial "war cry”
Feb 13, 2025 – 58:39 -
Nursery rhymes with Fletch, Clark Kent goalkeeping & under-12s away-day cauldrons
Feb 11, 2025 – 56:13 -
The Football Cliches Quiz XVII: The Commentators
Feb 6, 2025 – 01:30:43 -
The "17th chess piece", the death of the onion bag & coded messages to the board
Feb 4, 2025 – 01:01:21 -
Referees vs The Limelight, passages of terror & Matt 1 Hernia 0
Jan 30, 2025 – 46:32 -
"Football, bloody football", UK garage Postecoglou & the exact weight of a Premier League point
Jan 28, 2025 – 45:26 -
Cometh the quinquennium, cometh the pod
Jan 23, 2025 – 01:00:37 -
Has the Premier League hit peak “What a job [Manager X] is doing up/down there?”
Jan 20, 2025 – 56:28 -
Portrait-aspect football & England managers in the stands: The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Chloe Petts)
Jan 16, 2025 – 01:00:30 -
WW2 with Ray Parlour, Tamworth's global appeal & the 1863 Ballon d'Or winner
Jan 14, 2025 – 49:40 -
Trip-hop Liam Delap, the terminal velocity of a lob & the goal gifting crisis
Jan 9, 2025 – 44:47 -
The first embers of a game, heavy-metal Jonathan Pearce & the Andy Gray of lacrosse
Jan 7, 2025 – 43:53 -
”Listen, fair play": The Best of Football Clichés in 2024
Dec 30, 2024 – 01:28:16 -
The Football Cliches Quiz XVI: Career We Go - The Rematch
Dec 24, 2024 – 01:17:02 -
Cliches do Mesut Haaland Dicks: Adam, Charlie & Dave’s footballing loves & hates
Dec 19, 2024 – 01:10:56 -
The blip-to-crisis benchmark, Comedy Central defending & Australian red card music
Dec 17, 2024 – 42:27 -
Commentators sampled in experimental French pop & the ultimate generic multi-club ownership group
Dec 12, 2024 – 43:03 -
Unexpected Sutton, diags on MOTD & the “good time to play them” threshold
Dec 10, 2024 – 44:24 -
The best 9.3% of the FA Cup draw, the "stand named after you" threshold & Richard Keys on cars
Dec 5, 2024 – 38:39 -
An educated left head, the first goal ever uploaded to YouTube & the "big-money signing" formula
Dec 3, 2024 – 41:10 -
Sunday League set-piece routines, the "olé" threshold & mistimed minute's applauses: The listeners' loves & hates
Nov 28, 2024 – 47:49 -
5.54 seconds of away-goal confusion, footballers in US T-junctions and the official Keys & Gray app
Nov 26, 2024 – 44:40 -
The Bosman legacy, optimum camera angles & double saves, with Luke Moore
Nov 21, 2024 – 01:29:43 -
59 consecutive hat-tricks, yo-yo countries and the first-ever usage of "tippy-tappy football”
Nov 19, 2024 – 38:54 -
Deodorant ads, Don(ald) Goodman & "The Deeney Guy": Cliches meets Sky Sports commentator Bill Leslie
Nov 14, 2024 – 01:04:23 -
xG meets crime dramas & the Sunday League to Premier League hat-trick pathway
Nov 12, 2024 – 38:24
Recent Reviews
Reviews loading...
Similar Podcasts
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork on this page are property of the podcast owner, and not endorsed by UP.audio.